In the section "Side-Quest", we collect once a week what we want to say about small games and additions that we managed to play in recently. You can find last release here.

Site quest of the week: Dragon Age: Inquisition-Jaws of Hakkon

Genre : Bioware addition Developer : BioWare Publisher : Electronic Arts Platforms : PC (Origin), PS4, PS3, Xone, X360

"Haws of Gakkon" begin to be amazed simply: the scientist of the University of Orlei asks the Inquisitor to explore the frosty cavity in the south of Tedas. Two warring tribes of the Avdvars live there, and there, eight hundred years ago, the predecessor of our hero – the last leader of the Inquisition of Americans, disappeared. Of course, the research mission quickly turns into a campaign to save the world from another ancient evil, resurrected by sectarians.

The tie of the story is frankly weak and unpleasantly surprises with its spinelessness: it does not resonate with either your hero or his companions. However, Bioware would not be if they could not colorfully weave this story into the Canvas of the Universe Dragon Age , Having complemented it with new pieces of background.

Jaws of Hakkon gives a chance to find out about the customs and life of the Avvar tribes – the previously almost unknown inhabitants of Tedas. The corporate humor of the inquisitor and a couple of really funny characters helps to cope with the strained pathos of history – which are the dialogues of the Harding Scout Harding already familiar to us.

To pass the DLC to the previous Dragon Age It took two to three hours. Jaws of Hakkon It turned out much more significant. A frosty cavity is only one location, but it is simply huge and includes several varieties of the landscape at once: from marshy valleys to steep mountain ranges.

Your inquisitor will have to conquer dizzying heights, simultaneously listening to the nagging of individual afraid of personalities (we will not indicate a finger, but this is Dorian). Depending on the climate, the bestiary also changes: frenzy savages, all kinds of ancient ghosts and, of course, his Majesty Dragon. Even high -level inquisitors who have already completed the main plot will find difficult opponents here for themselves. All attempts to break into the harsh kingdom of the Avvars until the 19-20 level, most likely, will end deplorable.

Of course, there will be more powerful equipment and new materials. In addition to the main plot quests, we are traditionally offered to save the area from gaps in the veil, break up camps and scout the situation. Minus such a routine passage Jaws of Hakkon will take about seven hours.

Against the background of DLC to the same Dragon Age 2 "Jaws of the Gakkon" favorably stands out by its thoroughness. There is no impression that we were sold to us that with iron forceps he was gnawed from the main campaign. This is a separate, but solid side story. Just right if Inquisition It seemed to you little. – Ilona Shvets

Site assessment

7.0

Fine

I am Bread

Genre : Simulator of the desire for higher good Developer : Bossa Studios Publisher : Bossa Studios Platforms : PC (Steam)

Imagine you are a beautiful and neat piece of loaf. What would you do https://yummy-wins-casino.co.uk/ in the first place? Of course, they tried to fry themselves on both sides in any available way. At least so they think Bossa Studios , which have extensive experience in creating absurd-fitting ( Surgeon Simulator 2013) and unusual ( Thomas was alone) games. Now you are bread. And you have to put up with it.

Under your supervision is a brave scrap, which is vital to become a delicious crispy breakfast for the owner. Each of the four limbs (and the bread has limbs) corresponds to a separate button. We can cling them for any object and crawl along the walls no worse than some superheroes.

The problem is that very clever fingers are required to control, and ideally also additional limbs (how can not be recalled here Octodad). In addition, as soon as you grab onto something, the countdown of the “Tenality” timer will begin. If he has time to overshadow, the bread will collapse sadly to the floor, and you have to start again. But there are a lot of other dangers.

Each level is a separate room: we begin, which is predictable, from the kitchen, then we get into the living room, the bedroom (it is interesting that the owner stores under the bed?) and even in a garbage tank in a garage. Why exactly he? This will explain the plot that is a surprise! – Not only is there, but also adds to what is happening a fraction … meaningfulness.

After a certain number of attempts, a piece of oil appears at the level, which makes indicators of grip and suitability for the food of bread endless. As if mocking, the developers placed it directly near the starting position. Like, if you want, use it, but remember that it is dishonest and unsportsmanlike. Although a different way to get to a toaster or another hot surface cannot be found.

I am Bread It is replete with stupid jokes on the topic of bread (all the names of books and records in the rooms are built on the game game), music causes early early The Sims and surprisingly successfully fits into the canvas, and the plot is trying to be very inventive. Another question is that the gameplay risks shrug for a couple of levels. The most fun moments in the game are beginning when you have no idea what is happening. Further I am Bread more annoying than fun.

After passing, you can start one of three additional modes: Rampage, where you need to arrange an epic mess with a baguette, Bagel race – races on bagels, or Cheese Hunt, where a cracker plays in the title role, which needs to find five pieces of cheese.

You can, but … I don't always want. Another thing is if you play in I am Bread In the company. Or if you are a sparkling YouTuber. Then you will not go anywhere from your love for bread. – Stanislav Minasov

Site assessment

6.5

Above average

Total War Battles: Kingdom

Genre : Skinner's box Developer : Creative Assembly Publisher : Sega Platforms : PC (Steam)

As usual when moving venerable strategies for conditionally-free rails, Total War turned to something travian -like. Here you will be entrusted only to tiny county, mistakenly called the kingdom. In its domain, the economy must be equipped, which again is outrageously small for the present Total War. Near the oak grove we will build a sawmill, on obese pastures – a farm, add quarries and other body -boiled -ups of this kind. Total War Battles Not shy. Some farm is being built in eight seconds, and the crop is collected in twenty minutes. Guess why? Right! So that you buy and spend game gold.

But with the help of full barns, the states are not conquered (hint: you will not, except for five neighboring areas). But we will be asked to fulfill the breakthrough of different missions throughout medieval England. Here you will encounter a combat system. We collect a punitive team and run to out of the bandits. Lord, get the bandits in Total War! Lousy robbers! Not even the rebellious slaves and not tired of the genocide of the inhabitants, but the usual trash! Okay, we live.

Or do not live. Because tactical battles are a business card and the main caliber Total War – degraded before the collision of detachments 9 to 9, compiled in three rows. There is still some tactical component here: it is allowed to shuffle detachments, attract the enemy’s attention, archers choose the goal on the command, and before the frontal clash, you need to catch a good moment for a blow, which looks like a mini-game for dexterity. To order – all sorts of reinforcements and strong armor. For gold, not for beautiful eyes.

Kingdoms completely lost the specifics of the series – there is no Total War , Come by. The output turned out a good browser or a mobile game with simple, but interesting battles and amazing graphics for the genre. Only she does not start in a browser for some reason and still has not come out on the tablets. What was scorched by a whole gigabyte, the mind is incomprehensible. – Evgeny Baranov